me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head-
brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets
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it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave
John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
- “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
- “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
- “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
- “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
- “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
- “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
- “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
- “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
- “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
- “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”