After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head-
brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets
it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
In Finland on the other hand.
Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.
PERRrrRrrRrKELE
((Two kinds of people))
finnish man: PERRRRKELE!
finnish bear: what the actual fuck- i’m out!
I was rewatching Midoriya’s fight scene with Todoroki and as he’s talking about how they’re all giving their all in the festival, it pans over to everyone in the audience, including Shinsou, and I totally forgot they do that, and I started c ry i n g because I realised Shinsou never actually got the brunt of Midoriya’s physical attack before and only saw it in use when he used it on the ground to snap himself out of Shinsou’s trance, so it just looks like he’s thinking:
“dude i could have died”
John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
- “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
- “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
- “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
- “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
- “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
- “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
- “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
- “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
- “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
- “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay
This is the quality content I live for
This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball
